MORE DABBLES IN CINEMA 4D

Lathe and Loft Nurbs.  You know, whatevs.

I promise more dicks in the next lesson!

But these FXPHD tutorials are pretty damn good so far.

DABBLES IN CINEMA 4D

A whole new dimension!? Well, what am i supposed to do with that!?

Oh, wait. I know.

Experiment #1:

D'OH!

If there's one story that sums up my childhood, it's this.

THE STORY:

Saturday Afternoon:

Mom: Here's some spending money. But whatever you do, just DON'T go buy $20 of candy.

Us: Sure thing!

We IMMEDIATELY bike down the street and buys 3 bags of candy, nonchalantly eating it directly outside.

Newspaper guy: Hey! Would you mind if I took an incriminating photo of you all eating large quantities of candy that you weren't supposed to buy AND take your names down just in case your parents don't recognize their jerky liar children in the paper tomorrow?

Us: Sure thing!

Sunday Morning:

Mom: Sooooo...what'd you guys end up doing yesterday?

Us: Oh...you know...some stuff... played some arcade games, rode bikes, ate some really really healthy food... (or some incoherent kid mumbles that sounded like a coherent lie)

Mom: Sooooo...you definitely didn't just go buy a bunch of candy?

Us: What!?..... No!

Mom: Are you suuuure?

Us: (still not even catching on) Of course not, Mom. What do we look like, idiots?

Mom: Yep! *holds up newspaper*

Behold the front page of the Asbury Park Press, of course on Sunday, so in full color.

 

CHALK MONSTER

Hopefully the 1st of many around town

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY I MADE YOU...

If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

MR DUCK REBOOT

ALPHA FEMALE

METAMORPHOSIS

Somehow this turned into this today...

  I'm not sure what the hell happened...
Experimenting.
Guess I'm just feeling the morbid art lately.

PEPPERTIN IS DEAD

REST IN PIECES

MY 1ST DIGITAL PAINTING

Something I've wanted to try for YEARS and too scared/intimidated to try. I finally sat down for a good ten hours with my thinking cap on (sharkhat) and went to work using all the techniques that Ctrlpaint.com has me infatuated with. 

I'm honestly floored with the results. I had no idea i would ever be able to make something like this. 

It makes me want to set my computer on fire knowing i will never do anything this good again.

She's not a girl who misses much

REFERENCE PHOTO

THINKING CAP

ROSE

I've been absolutely fascinated with the wealth of information found on ctrlpaint.com and their unmatchable tutorials. As someone who has been using Photoshop for about 8 years now, I honestly want to start applauding as I'm watching them.

So while i have about 10 more pressing projects I should be working on...i just felt like sitting down and drawing a pretty girl. I was just practicing gesture, form, line quality, and texture when i suddenly realized i liked where i was going with this...

I've never been accused of being sentimental

whoever this chick is was my reference

MUTHA F*CKIN' TEXTURES?!$!#!?

So mad at myself for needing Toonhole.com coloring tutorial to realize that my illustrations could look A MILLION times cooler if i added a simple watercolor texture over them. 

*FACEPALM*

I will probably now have to redo them ALL, but for now...

Happy Valentine's Day!

REVISED!

SAMSON VS. SNOW SAMSON

Hi! I'm snow Samson!

"What is this abomination..."

"Mooooom....what the hell"

DON'T MAKE LOVE...MAKE ART WAR!

On nothing more than a plea for inspiration via facebook, i inadvertantly and unapologetically started an art war amongst my friends.

I said that who ever posted a drawing of me on my page, i would in turn draw a portrait of them...yet somewhere along the line...we lost control. All of a sudden merely commenting on one of the pictures made you a target of a satirical cartooning. Friends that weren't involved at all suddenly were being dragged in and make fun of as well. 

I gladly will take credit for the hilarious chaos!

Here is a taste of the ones I recieved and my illustrated retorts. Most of them probably warrant some kind of an explanation, which is precisely why I'm not giving any!

1. Morgan vs. Melissa

2. Morgan vs. Ian

3. Morgan vs. Daniel/Gerald

 4. Morgan vs. Carly

5. Morgan vs. Kreg

6. Morgan vs. Ciao

 

7. Morgan vs. Lindsay

8. Morgan vs. Cesar

MORE TO COME!