now as much as i have grown up and accept my adult responsibilities...and generally have a good will towards mankind. ::chuckle:: there's just some situations i simply can't avoid..like this one.
innnocent beginning: my friend jerry "draw four" accomando sends me an invite to play uno on facebook. oh look! now i can even humiliate him from the comfort of my own home! game on!
now...in all public chats...especially gaming ones...it's only human nature to want to test your boundaries! i type out a laundry list of curses and giggle while watching which ones are turned into &@#&%^$#% and giggle even louder at the ones that aren't. Obviously my present company did not appreciate my curiousity...
First of all: Meet the contestants! (because it's facebook so they actually let you see who these people are) Good idea / Bad Idea....?
Jennifer A.- what a sassy little sprite
Tracy C.- her keyboard is permanantly stuck on caps
And then here's me...innocent little me...covered in blood
UNEDITED AND UNABRIDGED CHAT:
Morgan O. uno sucks
Jennifer A. then why are you playing? lol
Morgan O. mother *#!$@ing *#!$@ suckers
Morgan O. *#!$@ damn *#!$@ *#!$@ douche dick
Jennifer A. what are you 12?
Morgan O. 35 actually
Morgan O. Isn't anyone else excited that the words "douche dick" weren't bleeped?
Jennifer A. grow up
Morgan O. what are you fat?
Jennifer A. no but my son is watching me play and reading this
Morgan O. well maybe you should be being a good mother instead of playing on facebook
Tracey C. U TELL THEM
Morgan O. haha, what the *#!$@ does that mean
Tracey C. U NEED 2 STOP
Morgan O. stop what
Jennifer A. acting like a child
Jennifer A. J a 35 year old woman shouldnt be speaking like that
Morgan O. so do you guys play uno because you cant count higher than 9?
Tracey C. JENN DO NOT TAKE THAT
Morgan O. you tell her, girlfriend!
Morgan O. love the caps...did you forget how to turn them off? Just move your chubby little fingers over above the shift key
Jennifer A. haha my son is laughing at the butch woman in the picture
Jennifer A. guess your pic speaks for itself
Morgan O. haha, oh, it really does
Tracey C. U 2 NEED 2 BE NICE
Morgan O. i thought that was pretty nice
Morgan O. wanker
Morgan O. haha, apparently british curses are ok
Tracey C. LOL 2U
Jennifer A. ok im not speaking to you anymore
Morgan O. no one asked you to anyway
Morgan O. buttlicker
Jennifer A. then please use respect
Morgan O. mrs. buttlicker ma'am?
Tracey C. U R A BITCH O
Jennifer A. lol
Morgan O. hahaha, and you're a buttlicker
Jennifer A. yes she is
Morgan O. wow really?? Lucky guess...its ok...
Morgan O. i accept you
Tracey C. I AM SORRY MS J
Morgan O. for what? did you pass gas?
Jennifer A. im pretty sure its a little kid fooling around
Tracey C. I SAY
Jennifer A. i really cant believe a woman would talk the way she is
Jennifer A. plus i just reported her to facebook
Morgan O. little kid, eh? definitely smarter than you
Morgan O. and probably half as smelly...
Tracey C. GOOD
Morgan O. YES. SUPERB.
Morgan O. I USE CAPS TO GET MY POINT ACROSS
:end of tranmission::
sorry to say that when someone wins (...which was SO unfortately NOT me...) the chat disappears so i missed the last couple whips i tossed there way...le sigh...
SO this might be the last of my facebook account...or at least my online uno playing days...but i only have one regret!....
that i never called that chick Jennifer A. Hole...SUCH A WASTE OF A GOOD 2ND GRADE INSULT! ARGGG!
And what did we learn today, kids???
The rules of chat censorship!
"I love dick!"- ok
"I love cock"- NOT OK
"I'm gonna fuck that ass"- NOT OK
"I'm gonna douche that bitch"- ok