ADVERTISING KOBAYASHI MARU

This year, I was charmed away from my very comfortable, yet very boring job designing kid's pajamas and spent 6 weeks as an Assistant Creative Director at an advertising firm. Why only 6 weeks, you ask?

Well...I started illustrating the daily traumas I was facing, but honestly it only scratches the surface of the problems of dealing with nothing but a wide range of terrible people and faced with the ultimate no win scenario.

SHAMELESS FORESHADOWING

HR STANDS FOR HANAL RETENTIVE

 

UNNECESSARY NECESSITIES

 BFF GFY

CALENDAR OF DOOM

MEETINGS: PART 1

MEETINGS: PART 2

THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAMWORK BUT THERE IS A "MEAT"

NO ESCAPE

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT, BUB?

Finally got my sewing machine fixed so i could finish this in time for the 

Marvel Captain America screening :-)

 

It's an XXL Men's T-shirt I bought at Univeral Studios last year turned into a fitted dress with metallic red ruffles.

This isn't Captain America, you say? Selfie in the bathroom, you say? Well, you're ugly.

Next up on the machine- 

 

Assorted Comic Book & Horror Characters including Harley Quinn & Jason Vorhees

SOFTBALL SHIRT/PATCH DESIGNS

I realized I've done quite a few of these now...

TOP SECRET PROCESSING CODE

Car myCar1;
Car myCar2;
Car myCar3;
Car myCar4;
Car Samson1;
Car Samson2;
Car Samson3;
Car Samson4;
Car Poop1;
Car Poop2;
Car Poop3;
Car Poop4;
Car Love1;
Car Love2;
Car Love3;
Car Love4;
Car Love5;
Car Love6;

void setup() {
  size (800,500);
  myCar1 = new Car(color(245,87,211,180),-200,100,8,8);
  myCar2 = new Car(color(160,85,211,100),-200,200,4,-4);
  myCar3 = new Car(color(130,66,149,200),-200,300,2,2);
  myCar4 = new Car(color(219,15,104,100),-200,400,6,6);
  Samson1 = new Car(color(160,85,211,180),1000,150,-4,-4);
  Samson2 = new Car(color(219,15,104,100),1000,250,-6,-6);
  Samson3 = new Car(color(130,66,149,220),1000,350,-8,-8);
  Samson4 = new Car(color(245,87,211,100),1000,450,-2,-2);
  Poop1 = new Car(color(234,0,153,100),-200,-150,5,2);
  Poop2 = new Car(color(234,0,153,100),-300,-250,5,-10);
  Poop3 = new Car(color(234,0,153,100),-400,-350,5,2);
  Poop4 = new Car(color(234,0,153,100),-500,-450,5,-7);
  Love1 = new Car(color(160,85,211,100),550,150,6,10);
  Love2 = new Car(color(245,87,211,100),350,250,2,8);
  Love3 = new Car(color(160,85,211,100),300,400,4,6);
  Love4 = new Car(color(245,87,211,100),250,500,10,2);
  Love5 = new Car(color(160,85,211,100),100,450,8,4);
  Love6 = new Car(color(245,87,211,100),650,50,4,8);
}

void draw() {
  background(239,196,252);
  myCar1.drive();
  myCar1.display();
  myCar2.drive();
  myCar2.display();
  myCar3.drive();
  myCar3.display();
  myCar4.drive();
  myCar4.display();
  Samson1.driveB();
  Samson1.displayB();
  Samson2.driveB();
  Samson2.displayB();
  Samson3.driveB();
  Samson3.displayB();
  Samson4.driveB();
  Samson4.displayB();
  Poop1.driveC();
  Poop1.displayC();
  Poop2.driveC();
  Poop2.displayC();
  Poop3.driveC();
  Poop3.displayC();
  Poop4.driveC();
  Poop4.displayC();
  Love1.driveC();
  Love1.displayD();
  Love2.driveC();
  Love2.displayD();
  Love3.driveC();
  Love3.displayD();
  Love4.driveC();
  Love4.displayD();
  Love5.driveC();
  Love5.displayD();
  Love6.driveC();
  Love6.displayD();
}

class Car {
  color c;
  float xpos;
  float ypos;
  float xspeed;
  float yspeed;
 
  Car(color tempC, float tempXpos, float tempYpos, float tempXspeed, float tempYspeed) {
    c = tempC;
    xpos = tempXpos;
    ypos = tempYpos;
    xspeed = tempXspeed;
    yspeed = tempYspeed;
  }
 
  void display() {
    strokeWeight(4);
    stroke(255);
    fill(c);
    rectMode(CENTER);
    rect(xpos,ypos,200,200);
  }
 
  void drive() {
    xpos = xpos + xspeed;
    if (xpos - 400 > width) {
      xpos = -200;
    }
  }
 
  void displayB() {
    strokeWeight(4);
    stroke(255);
    fill(c);
    ellipseMode(CENTER);
   ellipse(xpos, ypos, 200, 200);
  }
 
  void driveB() {
    xpos = xpos + xspeed;
    if (xpos + 400 < 0) {
      xpos = 1000;
    }
  }
 
  void displayC() {
    strokeWeight(4);
    stroke(255);
    fill(c);
    rectMode(CENTER);
    rect(xpos,ypos,150,150);
  }
 
  void driveC() {
    ypos = ypos + yspeed;
    if (ypos > height) {
      ypos = 0;
    }
    xpos = xpos + xspeed;
    if (xpos > width) {
      xpos = 0;
    }
  }
    void displayD() {
    strokeWeight(4);
    stroke(255);
    fill(c);
    ellipseMode(CENTER);
    ellipse(xpos,ypos,80,80);
  }
}
 

ART!

This is Clum. 

He was spawned out of playing around with blue line construction, the elusive multi-colored shading technique, and my love of watercolor textures in photoshop.

This is what happens when I'm dieting and can't stop thinking about ice cream.

After seeing my digital watercolor painting of ol' Clum, I was challenged to make a real watercolor.

Watercolor paint and brush art pen.

 

Expressions

The bane of my existence - capturing more life within my drawings, so after doing some really boring studies face anatomy, i thought this would be a more entertaining exercise.

GRANNY BONESTITCH

Rough Sketch

Progress shot

 moooore progress