SOFTBALL SHIRT/PATCH DESIGNS

I realized I've done quite a few of these now...

TOP SECRET PROCESSING CODE

Car myCar1;
Car myCar2;
Car myCar3;
Car myCar4;
Car Samson1;
Car Samson2;
Car Samson3;
Car Samson4;
Car Poop1;
Car Poop2;
Car Poop3;
Car Poop4;
Car Love1;
Car Love2;
Car Love3;
Car Love4;
Car Love5;
Car Love6;

void setup() {
  size (800,500);
  myCar1 = new Car(color(245,87,211,180),-200,100,8,8);
  myCar2 = new Car(color(160,85,211,100),-200,200,4,-4);
  myCar3 = new Car(color(130,66,149,200),-200,300,2,2);
  myCar4 = new Car(color(219,15,104,100),-200,400,6,6);
  Samson1 = new Car(color(160,85,211,180),1000,150,-4,-4);
  Samson2 = new Car(color(219,15,104,100),1000,250,-6,-6);
  Samson3 = new Car(color(130,66,149,220),1000,350,-8,-8);
  Samson4 = new Car(color(245,87,211,100),1000,450,-2,-2);
  Poop1 = new Car(color(234,0,153,100),-200,-150,5,2);
  Poop2 = new Car(color(234,0,153,100),-300,-250,5,-10);
  Poop3 = new Car(color(234,0,153,100),-400,-350,5,2);
  Poop4 = new Car(color(234,0,153,100),-500,-450,5,-7);
  Love1 = new Car(color(160,85,211,100),550,150,6,10);
  Love2 = new Car(color(245,87,211,100),350,250,2,8);
  Love3 = new Car(color(160,85,211,100),300,400,4,6);
  Love4 = new Car(color(245,87,211,100),250,500,10,2);
  Love5 = new Car(color(160,85,211,100),100,450,8,4);
  Love6 = new Car(color(245,87,211,100),650,50,4,8);
}

void draw() {
  background(239,196,252);
  myCar1.drive();
  myCar1.display();
  myCar2.drive();
  myCar2.display();
  myCar3.drive();
  myCar3.display();
  myCar4.drive();
  myCar4.display();
  Samson1.driveB();
  Samson1.displayB();
  Samson2.driveB();
  Samson2.displayB();
  Samson3.driveB();
  Samson3.displayB();
  Samson4.driveB();
  Samson4.displayB();
  Poop1.driveC();
  Poop1.displayC();
  Poop2.driveC();
  Poop2.displayC();
  Poop3.driveC();
  Poop3.displayC();
  Poop4.driveC();
  Poop4.displayC();
  Love1.driveC();
  Love1.displayD();
  Love2.driveC();
  Love2.displayD();
  Love3.driveC();
  Love3.displayD();
  Love4.driveC();
  Love4.displayD();
  Love5.driveC();
  Love5.displayD();
  Love6.driveC();
  Love6.displayD();
}

class Car {
  color c;
  float xpos;
  float ypos;
  float xspeed;
  float yspeed;
 
  Car(color tempC, float tempXpos, float tempYpos, float tempXspeed, float tempYspeed) {
    c = tempC;
    xpos = tempXpos;
    ypos = tempYpos;
    xspeed = tempXspeed;
    yspeed = tempYspeed;
  }
 
  void display() {
    strokeWeight(4);
    stroke(255);
    fill(c);
    rectMode(CENTER);
    rect(xpos,ypos,200,200);
  }
 
  void drive() {
    xpos = xpos + xspeed;
    if (xpos - 400 > width) {
      xpos = -200;
    }
  }
 
  void displayB() {
    strokeWeight(4);
    stroke(255);
    fill(c);
    ellipseMode(CENTER);
   ellipse(xpos, ypos, 200, 200);
  }
 
  void driveB() {
    xpos = xpos + xspeed;
    if (xpos + 400 < 0) {
      xpos = 1000;
    }
  }
 
  void displayC() {
    strokeWeight(4);
    stroke(255);
    fill(c);
    rectMode(CENTER);
    rect(xpos,ypos,150,150);
  }
 
  void driveC() {
    ypos = ypos + yspeed;
    if (ypos > height) {
      ypos = 0;
    }
    xpos = xpos + xspeed;
    if (xpos > width) {
      xpos = 0;
    }
  }
    void displayD() {
    strokeWeight(4);
    stroke(255);
    fill(c);
    ellipseMode(CENTER);
    ellipse(xpos,ypos,80,80);
  }
}
 

ART!

This is Clum. 

He was spawned out of playing around with blue line construction, the elusive multi-colored shading technique, and my love of watercolor textures in photoshop.

This is what happens when I'm dieting and can't stop thinking about ice cream.

After seeing my digital watercolor painting of ol' Clum, I was challenged to make a real watercolor.

Watercolor paint and brush art pen.

 

Expressions

The bane of my existence - capturing more life within my drawings, so after doing some really boring studies face anatomy, i thought this would be a more entertaining exercise.

GRANNY BONESTITCH

Rough Sketch

Progress shot

 moooore progress

MORE DABBLES IN CINEMA 4D

Lathe and Loft Nurbs.  You know, whatevs.

I promise more dicks in the next lesson!

But these FXPHD tutorials are pretty damn good so far.

DABBLES IN CINEMA 4D

A whole new dimension!? Well, what am i supposed to do with that!?

Oh, wait. I know.

Experiment #1:

D'OH!

If there's one story that sums up my childhood, it's this.

THE STORY:

Saturday Afternoon:

Mom: Here's some spending money. But whatever you do, just DON'T go buy $20 of candy.

Us: Sure thing!

We IMMEDIATELY bike down the street and buys 3 bags of candy, nonchalantly eating it directly outside.

Newspaper guy: Hey! Would you mind if I took an incriminating photo of you all eating large quantities of candy that you weren't supposed to buy AND take your names down just in case your parents don't recognize their jerky liar children in the paper tomorrow?

Us: Sure thing!

Sunday Morning:

Mom: Sooooo...what'd you guys end up doing yesterday?

Us: Oh...you know...some stuff... played some arcade games, rode bikes, ate some really really healthy food... (or some incoherent kid mumbles that sounded like a coherent lie)

Mom: Sooooo...you definitely didn't just go buy a bunch of candy?

Us: What!?..... No!

Mom: Are you suuuure?

Us: (still not even catching on) Of course not, Mom. What do we look like, idiots?

Mom: Yep! *holds up newspaper*

Behold the front page of the Asbury Park Press, of course on Sunday, so in full color.